Eventually, the wolf could resist the temptations of the fresh, homemade cookies no more. It leapt into the wooden cottage, only to discover that, not only were there no cookies to be found; but also, there was no old, kind granny. Instead, an attractive witch wearing a mini skirt and heavy make-up, who was holding a magic staff with a crystal ball at one end, was standing in front of it.
Sensing danger, the wolf immediately turned in attempt to dash out of the cottage; however, only to discover that the door was firmly closed by magic. Realising that it was trapped, the wolf let out a long howl.
Coincidentally, at that exact moment, Robin Hood's cousin, Joanne, who was a huntress that liked to patrol the forest, was near Jacqueline's cottage and heard the howl of the wolf.
"Oh no! A wolf has entered someone's house and is trying to attack the owner!" Joanne thought as she quickly rushed to the rescue.
After locating the source of the howl, Joanne kicked open the door, which was nearly torn off its hinges by her mighty kick, and stared in wonder at the bewildering scene: a witch pointing a magic staff at a frightened wolf.
"How dare you attack a defenseless, little wolf? You shameless woman!" Joanne bellowed.
"Who? Me? I....I was only trying to....help it!" Jacqueline, taken aback by the sudden appearance of this aggressive woman, stammered.
"What are you trying to do? Make it look uglier so you won't be the ugliest?" Joanne retorted, "Huh! Well, that must be hard work, as you'll always be the ugliest! Indeed, those layers of make-up on your face makes me want to vomit!" After she finished her sentence, Joanne turned around, grabbed a bucket of water by the furnace, which Jacqueline had intended for watering her flowers, and emptied its contents on the witch.
~To be Continued~
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